Cheese Plate 101

All your holiday platter questions, answered

The Cheesemas Plate from my book, Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed. Featuring Delice de Bourgogne, Moliterno al Tartufo, and Rogue River Blue with salami, olives, Marconi almonds, chocolate pretzels, sickle pears, baguette, and Luxardo cherries

Hello congregants!

I’m cutting to the chase today, because we’re talking about holiday cheese plates and there’s a lot to say. Before we get to that, I want to let you know that my merch shop is back open for the holidays. Use code CHZCHURCH at checkout for 10% off storewide.

OK, onward to those boards. I know building a cheese plate seems intimidating, but it’s very creatively fulfilling once you get the hang of the logistics. And that’s why I’m here! I want to make this a fun and celebratory experience for you, so below we have a step-by-step video on building a plate, a perfect cheese plate formula, FAQs courtesy of my Instagram followers, and a recipe for fig and onion jam. It’s behind a paywall, but I promise you it’s very much worth it. Thank you so, so much for your support!